Tuesday, July 29, 2014 Monday, July 28, 2014

blackjackkent:

One of the worst parts of this war is watching the kids react. If they’re lucky, they grow up thinking the galaxy is basically a decent place. Some rough spots here and there, but for the most part, life makes sense.

Now they find out it was all a lie. They wake up to see these things in the dark that just want to destroy everyone they ever cared about.

If they survive, there will be a lot of angry orphans out there looking for answers…

~ Garrus Vakarian

are you.

shitting me.

i’ve never

in my three obsessive playthroughs

i. have. never. fucking.

noticed

i’m staring helplessly at the screen and i don’t even know what to say. i thought i’m over all those mass effect tearjerkers on tumblr. who gave you permission. i want to see your tear-jerking license. uh huh didn’t think so. you’re under arrest. for illegal tear-jerkery.

just remember that i can’t be held accountable for anything i say right now because shock. alright.

this is just as bad as that time I found out what happened to Joker’s sister despite Joker trying to stay optimistic about “maybe only losing his father”.

the pain is back. hey there, pain. missed you.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair

Saturday, July 26, 2014

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

This is why I will always love this group. Fab tunes and fab people. 

lisipuska:

xtvengeance:

You know, for such a shitty planet, Balmorra has the best music.

Yeah, the music on Balmorra’s the best, surprisingly.

bastardlybrendan:

fucknohtml:

bastardlybrendan:

You hang in there buddy, gonna fix you right up.

He’s just sleeping.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

bastardlybrendan:

fucknohtml:

bastardlybrendan:

You hang in there buddy, gonna fix you right up.

He’s just sleeping.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

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Friday, July 25, 2014
coeykuhn:

Older piece from forever ago for Slime book. Sad I missed out on the last monster anthology, maybe next time <3 Really enjoy entering themed books.Candle wax slime <3-COEY!___

coeykuhn:

Older piece from forever ago for Slime book. Sad I missed out on the last monster anthology, maybe next time <3 Really enjoy entering themed books.
Candle wax slime <3
-COEY!
___

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

givememountaindew:

Meet Poppy Burrows, my halfling cleric who was just supposed to be coy and heal people, but when the group got attack by rabid dogs, and I rolled way too well, she turned into a badass heartless killer.

givememountaindew:

Meet Poppy Burrows, my halfling cleric who was just supposed to be coy and heal people, but when the group got attack by rabid dogs, and I rolled way too well, she turned into a badass heartless killer.